The businessman was self-conscious because he had no ears. so when he hired a manager, he asked each candidate, " do you notice anything unusual about me?"
the first replied , "you have no ears." he was shown the door. when the second candidate's response was the same , he was also tossed out. but the third guy had different answer.
" you're wearing contact lenses ," he said.
" how did you know?" the businessman gasped.
" because people who have no ears have to wear contacts."